Deffonotpermilia - Pls Just Assume Im Smart

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No no, the salmon fucked him. Sally was the top. Now go correct the history books.

do the antis that think the dream smp doesn’t have characters/roleplay and are just the actual people being themselves think that about other minecraft rps too. do they think jimmy solidarity and ldshadowlady are actual siblings. do they think shubble can’t swim. do they think iskall is non-binary. do they think grian and taurtis fuck weekly. do they think captainsparklez is a stripper

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So i learned that my family has an insane history of chronic disease, like, each member has at least 2

So with my odds i cannot walk into Vegas for i shall be laughed at by the slot machines and teabagged by the horses.

◇》 spectial

a xenogender that's related to ghosts and the feeling of lingering somewhere you don't quite belong. this gender is faded, and seems as if it'll disappear with the slightest touch |

- etymology: spect - from the word "specter"

I present to you, Long Banana™

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

POPCHERRIC

popcherric - xenogender related to cherries and popsicles or cherry popsicles! Could be classified as genderice/iceic and whatever cherry gastrgender(s)!

callum vs parisa sparring: tragic, ironic, poetic cinema, shot in 4k with a gothic rainy london background, ramin djawadi soundtrack, slow motion scenes, riveting and terrible and inevitable, corrupt academic magicians fighting mind battles and wielding mutual trauma, wins 4 emmys and a tony, many tears were shed

callum vs tristan face-off: bitch on bitch violence, brutal but sam levinson directs it, depeche mode plays in the background, tristan is doing parkour, callum is drunk, there's an extended scene where they're just pointing at each other's faces, libby chained to a wall says "you're not even hitting each other you're just slut-dropping", nico has his phone out but he's not calling 911 he's just streaming it on twitch

if it weren’t already abundantly clear, a PSA: