Yes My Lady

Ah the innocence of child birth

Oh I see what this is, your tricking me into getting a fursona (cat)

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Dracula...

Being in there would fix me

automatic bread slicer

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

Macbeth moment

Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.

Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.

You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.

Something is terribly wrong.

get kissed idiot

If I had a knuckle for every typo I make

DnD creature ide: the uncommoner