Ah The Innocence Of Child Birth

I mean I'm aiming to be a horrific form of shapeless mass but I'd take being a hot girl

I'm 40% penis

I bet this would make for a great homunculus

Warforfed wizard

Some swampy water,

Blood of lamb...

I cast a curse:

2 gigs of RAM!!!!

Why don't we all unite into 2 huge countries that are gay and kiss from time to time, are we stupid?

Clang

dink 🥤

Let 3 of you convince me to kill the king of Scotland

Hey girl are you a witch because I’d *check notes* b-burn you alive? Hang you? Crush you with stones? Oh god none of this is good pickup line material is it

WIZARDS!!!

If you like casting *Flesh to Stone*

Then you will surely love *Stone to Flesh*

Give life to a cliff today!

awesome

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.