I Will NEVER See A Prehistoric Dinosaur

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

Somebody pulled a rope in the dining room today and a piano fell from the ceiling. It broke into like a million pieces. My boss is gonna be so mad. I swear there was a piano up there when I woke up this morning. Why did they do that?

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

i beg to sniffer

Shermie is a good name!

Hi Bemb!! I hope you're doing good! What have you been up to recently?

I'm good!!

I'm just trying to think of a name for my new toy! its a baby purple snitch.

chloe doesnt really like it thoug she thinks its creepy :<

Is that not allowed?

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.