My Boss Can Do This!!! She's So Good At It!!! @scarletowltavernofficial

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

i hope my eyebags and deer in headlights type stare captivates you

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

FUN. FUCKING. BUG. FRIDAY.

STARRY EYED MANTISFLY!

such beautiful eyes for a beautiful critter

me if you gave me a burger

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

Somebody pulled a rope in the dining room today and a piano fell from the ceiling. It broke into like a million pieces. My boss is gonna be so mad. I swear there was a piano up there when I woke up this morning. Why did they do that?

Is this true?

Obsessed with these two women who saw a Pokémon battle going on and did not give one single fuck

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable