Deerinheadlightssot - Headlight's Drean Journal

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

I made a friend yesterday. His name is Story and they are like a moth of some kind. Sometimes they are a different person, which is cool i think. I like when she has three hands. They asked a lot of questions that made me nervous, but then she showed me how to make a wall angel. Well, he tried. Concussion. Rule Of Funny says you can't explain the joke or you get a concussion. I'm not supposed to tell the sunglasses man that.

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

11 11!! Make a wish!!!