Every Timei See A Kamala Harris Edit I Get Rlly Emotional Like Wdym U Put Clips Of MY President Under

greek yogurt and diet coke at 1am with the intent to pull an all nighter…this is equivalent 2 an orgasm i tgink like FUCK mango chobani 🤤

you’ll tell someone u have a reptile or invertebrate as a pet and they’ll go “i’d fucking curbstomp your scorpion if i saw it. i kill snakes for fun. your pet is disgusting” and then act like you’re the weird one. it’s one thing to be afraid of the animal, you don’t have to tell me how you’d violently gore it if you had the chance tho

bruh it’s 9am and i’ve already finished all the nyt games what am i supposed to do for the rest of the day 🥀🥀

i love my friends oh my goodness gracious ♥️ my babies..my beloveds….tgey are all so perfect

yeeoooo fire mall trip,, saw some diva in a thong and then two ppl complimented my outfit 👅👅 and some girl in the hot topic said to her friend “her ass is FAT” which i appreciated,, and i stole SM!! (shoplift or die)

OH AND MU PROM DRESS!! it’s dark purple? or blue i can’t actually tell… but it’s so cute and has like a corset kinda sitch w a cowl neck UGH HOT

addison rae releasing an album on my birthday feels like a hate crime i despise her so much oh my god and all my friends glaze her make it STOP

I get so sad when I see road kill like they were probably just trying to cross the street to their babies and they just got ran over 🙁

PROM PREGAME SECUREDDD 👅 just fireball shots but its smth,, i cannot WAIT omg thank u dad for supporting my inherent need for alc

how it feels to be the only slightly alt one at the family function

dissected a chicken wing in my anatomy class and got to be the designated knife wielder🔥 my friends understood what i was meant for