You’ll Tell Someone U Have A Reptile Or Invertebrate As A Pet And They’ll Go “i’d Fucking Curbstomp

you’ll tell someone u have a reptile or invertebrate as a pet and they’ll go “i’d fucking curbstomp your scorpion if i saw it. i kill snakes for fun. your pet is disgusting” and then act like you’re the weird one. it’s one thing to be afraid of the animal, you don’t have to tell me how you’d violently gore it if you had the chance tho

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