I Wanna Talk About It But I Really Dont Wanna Talk About It

thoughts throughout this episode

clary: i must get my memories back!

simon: whAt thEe acTuAL FuCk cAmilLe

izzy: alec u need to get laid jfc

jace: gotta help clary!

magnus: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) @ alec

alec: IM??,,!NOT??!!,,,gAY???

When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

Marvel: “Captain America is a HYDRA agent and has been all along

Me:

*hears a song*

me: nice

*plays song 5000000000 more times*

me: still nice

everyone else: please stop

The “deserved better” squad ™

Me arriving at Marvel Studios at the crack of dawn tomorrow to talk about my therapy bills

Did I just pull an all nighter watching American Vandal? Yes. Do I regret it? No. Do I have strong feelings about those 27 spray painted dicks on those 27 cars? You bet your ass I do.

what the fuck is happening malec are on the train and suddenly people in front of them start pole dancing and drumming and performing the “butt song” i’m screaming how is this a real book