When Ur Bra & Panties Match & You Stand In Front Of The Mirror Like Damnnn Baby Girl Who Da Fuck Is Yooouuu

Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *receives text*

Me: *swipes it away*

Me: sorry, but im Too Busy Sinning™

Favorite character: *appears*

Me: hoLY-

Me: *strangled screaming*

Me: *pounds fist on table*

Me: do yOU SEE MY CHILD

Me: THAT IS MY BABY

Me: *more screaming*

Logging onto Tumblr

*raises hand in class* can i jump out the window

Me arriving at Marvel Studios at the crack of dawn tomorrow to talk about my therapy bills

Me: *on my way to Tom Holland’s house*

knock knock motherfucker guess whooo

me, in tears: please, please just stop making typos, it's not that hard i promise

my fingers: fcukc yoy

gets personally offended when someone refers to rain as “bad weather”