Me, Going Outside To Talk To The Stars: Hey Uh What The FUCK

*washes hands with my tears*

You know, when Malec say those three-little-words, I am going to keel over. :O

I’m so excited for, “I love you.”

But that’ll definitely be the end for me; and for sure I’ll be giffing the scene forever and always (just like the first kiss.)

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

When McG said that there’ll be a death in the season finale, I didn’t know it would be me

Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *receives text*

Me: *swipes it away*

Me: sorry, but im Too Busy Sinning™

*hears a song*

me: nice

*plays song 5000000000 more times*

me: still nice

everyone else: please stop

I’M CRYING!!

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

You gave me a forever within the numbered days