Me:*does Badly On Something Im Supposed To Be Good At*

If the Moon were replaced with some of our planets (at night)

Image credit: yeti dynamics

i will literally fly into the sun when magnus and alec hug for the first time

Me: *on my way to Tom Holland’s house*

knock knock motherfucker guess whooo

Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *receives text*

Me: *swipes it away*

Me: sorry, but im Too Busy Sinning™

A couple of quick tøp tattoo design doodles ★彡

Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key

alec lightwood recent google searches:

flirting

how to tell when someone is flirting

warlock flirting or casting spell to hypnotize me

meaning when someone “wants to see you” but for no reason

how to tell if i like someone

how to tell if i like someone not jace

what to say when flirting starts

correct eyeshadow to buy for someone who likes eyeshadow 

me: I think it’s important to understand that our favorite characters aren’t perfect and we should accept that they have flaws in order to relate to them more

someone: points out a flaw in my favorite character

me: what the fuck did u just say

bastille - send them off

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