I Honestly Think People Forget That The Church And State Are Supposed To Be Separate. Give Me One Non-religious

when your boyfriend’s parents think their son is gonna marry a woman to defend the family’s honor 

If the Moon were replaced with some of our planets (at night)

Image credit: yeti dynamics

Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *receives text*

Me: *swipes it away*

Me: sorry, but im Too Busy Sinning™

As a man of science …

It’s witches

Me:*does badly on something im supposed to be good at*

Me: Well i guess this is the end, im not good at anything anymore, i need to rethink my whole life and also die

my biggest dream is to calm down

RIP ALAN RICKMAN. 

me: I’m so chill me: :) [screams]