Thoughts On Hazbin Hotel?

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ngl now rhat im thinking abt it tintin has always had some weirdly toxic yaoi moments because whqt do you mean one of the villains kept a whole grown man locked up and intoxicated in a cabin so he can secretly take over the ship

i feel like at least a solid 50% of my questionable awakenings as a baby was due to the situations tintin and haddock kept getting into in the series

The Accidental first meeting of the Captain, TinTin and Snowy. 🌊

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

i like to tell people who are annoying on purpose on the internet that im gonna make out with them freaky style

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

SHUT UPPPPPPPPP EEEUYUUGHHHH

kiwi has the same hairline as tintin btw HEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i thought this post was specifically abt audrey redheart lol

They're the worst person alive. They're horribly redeemable. They're the coolest person on the planet. They are the very embodiment of cringe-fail. They're confident and know their worth. They're an insecure mess. Everyone loves them. Not a single person cares about them. They're cunning and have the world wrapped around their finger. They have no people skills whatsoever. They are the strongest person in the room. They can never win a fight. They know their own strength. They pick fights they have no possible way of winning. They're a lying bitch. They're the most honest person in the room. They are Authentic to bits. They are a fucking poser. They will ditch you at the drop of a hat. They will die for you. Their loyalties change every hour. They are the most stubborn person on the planet. They are the hero. They are the villain. I didn't say their name, but you thought of them, didn't you?

actually ill put the original image here :3

i put off posting this one for a while cus im a little embarrassed hehehe but i looove drawing unhinged expressions so much and shes the most fun subject for it.

Favorite kind of slime?

suspiciously lapis shaped anonymous user but ok . my favorite kind of slime is the hallowed slimes from terraria you know like queen slime very good colors

I consider it a moral imperative to depict foreign cultures in fiction so it’s clear their lives are equally as tedious and petty as ours. it’s too easy to imagine eg pagan blood sacrifice was as exciting to them as it is to us, or take their theologians’ word for it that God is everywhere and everything, and conclude that people actually lived in a constant state of religious fervor. this happens in classes about Islam a lot