Can’t Believe I Have To Exist Today

G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

they’re best friends

i need fanon 911 to stop calling eddies sister sophia. that girl is mexican. her name is sofia diaz this has been a psa

not now kitten mommy’s about to become an academic victim because of exams

i was not made to contribute to society i was made to sit in my room and knit and read and write and talk to my friends while listening to indie music

i see my future and it is bright (a lavender marriage with my best friend, our two cats, regularly hosting book club and game nights with our queer friends and being the go-to hang out home for our kids and their friends)

damn these canadians

when you’re rewatching your comfort movie but your favourite character dies so now you realize you’re gonna have to watch them die again