"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly
"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny
wednesday’s so whipped for enid it’s comical like. “go apologize to thing” fine. “this crime board is gross i don’t want it in our room” yes ma’am. “you have to wear this goofy ass cat costume” give me the ears. “let’s wear our snoods!” whatever you want cara mia
crowley and aziraphale being shocked every time someone goes ‘how long have you been together’ like crowley doesn’t call aziraphale angel, despite him not being one anymore like they don’t live in soho, the historic heart of london’s gay village, like they haven’t been in love for centuries, even longer
"proship" well i'm pro running you over with my car
there’s a misconception that grief only happens when we lose people. this is not true. we can grieve circumstances, relationships, missed opportunities. in fact, sometimes when you find yourself plagued with waves of emotion from sadness to melancholy you may be grieving yourself. the version of yourself that you might have been if things had been different, or if only you had said something, or if someone had stood up for you.
why did we ever invent magnifying mirrors. i know for certain the reason i was put on this earth was not to agonize over every imperfection, every red spot, every pimple and hair follicle, but this is what my evenings have become
me and the bad bitch (my beautiful mutual) i pulled by making 5 note flop posts
down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi