The Transgendered Are Promoting Evil Harmful Ideas Such As LIKING YOUR BODY And NOT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: There's something I have to tell you.

Person B: That you're secretly a crime-fighting superhero?

Person A: Actually, I was going to tell you I'm in love with you.

can’t believe i have to exist today

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

being a writer is all fun and games until i have to actually write something and then im staring at a blank document for three hours as if the perfect words are going to come to me

i wish i was a boy so that boys would wish i was a girl so they could fuck me is that anything

it's everything. i understand you anon.

i dont want 9-1-1 to raise the stakes i want bobby to grill steaks and have a nice little backyard garden party at their new house where buck and eddie get caught making out and athena, hen and karen get the giggles and may and harry are making salad and bonding as siblings and maddie goes into labor while chim is out buying american cheese. is that too much to ask :(

maturing is realizing you don’t want a boyfriend or a girlfriend but rather a partner (good friend, business partner, sworn enemy with whom you must raise children with etc) who you have incredible sexual tension with and that is all

i see my future and it is bright (a lavender marriage with my best friend, our two cats, regularly hosting book club and game nights with our queer friends and being the go-to hang out home for our kids and their friends)

I put my best of queen collection in my car so now I can at least feel like a 6000 year old demon when I get stuck in construction work every time I go home

i need fanon 911 to stop calling eddies sister sophia. that girl is mexican. her name is sofia diaz this has been a psa