Flannel Is Perfect For Staying Warm.

Harry Du Bois reminds me of the myth of Prometheus, but only if Prometheus had been forced to provide the eagles himself.

I’ll love to hypnotize you

interesting. what do you find interesting about that scenario? and why me?

me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?

My mask was particularly rough on my beard today.

quality time

Embracing the moment.

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.

Feeling fancy.