I Might Be Good At Math But Counting Pani Puris While Eating Is Where All Of My Skills Disappear.

sext: teri aankhon ke siva duniya mein rakha kya hai

Step 3: Say "haanji aap bhi" and watch your mother's soul leave her body

How to Deal with Relatives Who Think You’re Too Thin/Fat :

Step 1 : Smile and say, “Thanks for noticing—I’ve been working on it.”

Step 2 : Stuff a samosa in your mouth and walk away.

Board exam won't decide my future but will definitely decide the amount of love I'll receive from my family

sorry i only date to meet each other in every lifetime

i think it is very brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

16 likes on instagram is embarrassing but 16 likes on tumblr is like winning a grammy

what even is this weather

my sweat has sweat

it's like reading a diary entry/love letter from your early teens, that bittersweet feeling of nostalgia along with a mix of "aww cute" and "oh eww"

When u read one of ur old posts which hasn't got many likes do u feel cringe and ashamed and delete it or is it just me?

Meditating in India is just zoning out during a family drama and calling it mindfulness.