Meditating In India Is Just Zoning Out During A Family Drama And Calling It Mindfulness.

Step 3: Say "haanji aap bhi" and watch your mother's soul leave her body

How to Deal with Relatives Who Think You’re Too Thin/Fat :

Step 1 : Smile and say, “Thanks for noticing—I’ve been working on it.”

Step 2 : Stuff a samosa in your mouth and walk away.

treat it like white noise and continue living 👍

But what do you do to silence the thoughts inside your head?

Tumblr pe wohi log atay hai jinka baki social media apps se Dil uth chuka hota hai

Don’t kill your inner child, be pregnant.

really wanna have a nice filter coffee ☕

I hope my daughter inherit the love residing in my heart and not the rage running in my veins

it is what it is? all I hear is titties

me when I'm ovulating and he looks a little too foineeee

i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing

what even is this weather

my sweat has sweat