There Should Be A Bigfoot Emoji. I Can Think Of At Least 10 People I Would Send That Too Regularly.

I hope my daughter inherit the love residing in my heart and not the rage running in my veins

16 likes on instagram is embarrassing but 16 likes on tumblr is like winning a grammy

I want a handycam so bad 😭😭😭

Choking ? Only on golgappe ka pani that's too spicy to handle.

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

CHAI MY BELOVED

his brain so amazing I wanna slurp it like noodles yum yum

I might be good at math but counting pani puris while eating is where all of my skills disappear.

me when I'm ovulating and he looks a little too foineeee

i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing