Uh Me And My Brother Were Watching The Dark Crystal Yesterday With My Dad And He Hated It When We Talked

egg

Even better: it actually kills bill and everything goes back to normal.

au where in response to the end of the world and his family being missing for days stan says fuck it and decides to roll the infinity die

“I once brought up mothman in class and you could see him get visibly angry and say ‘don’t play poker with him’ before muttering something about 10 dollars. He then disappeared for, like, 5 days and when he came back he had a giant moth antenna and ten dollars sitting on his desk. 5/5 dunno what his deal is but I’m pretty certain he could kill god.”

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

This game is great!

Ah yes. I’m so glad my favorite snack finally has a healthier option.

Me. Me. Me Fr.

You get me. You understand.

I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.

me, trying to drink my orange juice: lalala i dink my oange

the treacherous trachea:

I feel indecipherable to everyone including myself and I hope my blog translates that well

Ooh I just thought of something

Blitzø could be Stan if ford is fizzaroli. I mean, it kinda makes sense, y know?

Ouuuugh

Move been thinking of all those gravity falls aus and I have a few ideas but I can’t decide on one thing:

Is Stanford more stolas coded or blitzø coded

Uhhh uhhhh uhhhh I don’t know anything about Tomodachi but make a bottle of glue because it’s funny

TAKING TOMODACHI SUGGESTIONS TO SPICE UP THAT STUPID ISLAND

ALREADY THERE: ME, EVERY RELEVANT PINE AND THEIR CHILDREN, FIDDLEFORD, BABA FROM BABA IS YOU, IDA FROM “MONUMENT VALLEY”, GINGERBRAVE, ROBBIE, AND A FEW OTHERS I DON’T CARE ABOUT