Uhhh Uhhhh Uhhhh I Don’t Know Anything About Tomodachi But Make A Bottle Of Glue Because It’s Funny

As a person who likes the taste of burnt popcorn it does have smoke if you burn it real bad. It also smells really strong either way. I do think he’s wasting popcorn though like that sounds not even burnt.

my brother just left an entire bag of popcorn bc he burnt A Few of them. i mean like free popcorn for me but what the hell. waste of popcorn. crime.

No… it can’t be…

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net

ATTENTON MY 5 FOLLOWERS:

After 2 months of not posting, I have finally decided it’s time to get the ball rolling again.

Here goes;

*ahem*

𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓴𝓮𝓷

ALL OF THOSE EVIL SCIENTISTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONDUCT RESEARCH! Don’t they understand if you use the SAME PERSON for the ‘creating a mutant creature’ test AND the ‘cryostasis for 100 years’ test it’s GOING TO SKEW THE RESULTS!!!!! NO im not “above average tolerance for humans” you SPLICED my dna with a goblin shark, raven, therizinosauraus, and that undercooked spaghetti noodle you found on the ground, OF COURSE my data is wrong! And don’t get me STARTED on the poor sap who got ‘injected with random needles’ and ‘see how fast he can complete a maze’! Idiots!

THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like

Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!

Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!

Cop: why?

Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!

Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!

Me when I wit the Welch’s sparkling apple juice out da martini glass

It’s a travesty we didn’t have any silly straws

Bestie no don’t have a mental breakdown in the forest you’re too #girlboss for that

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Aka @ckret2 I drew your son please stare at him

The sketch + a few silly doodles under cut!

As you can see the sketch was much more Emo but after I read the eclipse saga again I realized that he was actually less sad and more dissociative.

Yippie!!! Yahoo!!! Uh yeah silly guy I love drawing thank you @ckret2 for this beautiful thing

PAH!! There’s no way bro could be gman man without me knowing!

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net

The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

for 3 months i had a blog called @sycamorality-evil that was just your blog but the theme is edited to be yours but red and "evil" but i deleted the sideblog

i didn't know my anons were a confession booth