Reblog And Make A Wish! This Was Removed From Tumbrl Due To “violating One Or More Of Tumblr’s Community

the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

Steve & Tony on a charity ball red carpet (part of the superhusbands au)

Why are people getting irritated by Dumbledore not being extremely openly gay? The movie is set in the 1920s. It's to be expected that he might not be going around saying " no I'm gay and was in a relationship with the guy who's a mass murderer. ".

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

some love and validation from john mulaney  ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　

ASA BUTTERFIELD WAS THE VICTORIAN GHOST THAT HAUNTED JOHN MULANEY’S CHILDHOOD HOME

ron: hi charlie. how are you? i am fine. my friends have an illegal dragon and we need it to go somewhere safe and also secret so we don’t get in trouble. don’t tell mum.