Steve & Tony On A Charity Ball Red Carpet (part Of The Superhusbands Au)

ron: hi charlie. how are you? i am fine. my friends have an illegal dragon and we need it to go somewhere safe and also secret so we don’t get in trouble. don’t tell mum.

Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events: This show will wreck your evening, your whole life and your day. Every single episode is nothing but dismay

My dumb ass, every damn time: But maybe in this episode, something good will finally happen to Violet, Klaus, and Sunny

*unfortunate events happen to violet, klaus, and sunny*

me:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

If you haven’t seen this story, look up his name: Francisco Galicia. 

Expect to see him come 2020, when the debates begin and the political battle heats up. Expect to see him in a suit testifying in court, or before Congress. This young man is a witness and a victim, and the fact that this isn’t a more prominent story on every news station is what truly frightens me.

some love and validation from john mulaney  ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*