Kryoz: The French Have Given Us Many Good Things

Zuckles: Your secret is safe with me. Largely because i don’t care, and I’ll probably forget.

*Bad guys pull up to Wildcat*

Bad guy: If you care about your friend, you’ll get in the car.

Wildcat: Which friend

Bad guy: Delirious

Wildcat: *Keeps walking*

What happens before my friends and I play video games?!  Extremely Funny

Vanoss wants people to know about whom Terroriser is raging.

Funny Morning Commute Story:

A portly petite lady gets on the train. There’s an empty seat, but the dude next to it has man-spread so there’s little space to actually sit. The lady is undaunted, she says loudly “I think I will have a sit” as a warning and then squeezes herself in. The man does not attempt to reign in his man-spread.

The guy gets off on a next stop, and I’m not really paying attention to them anymore, except I hear the word “man-spread” so I instantly perk-up and look over. And then she says loudly:

“I’m sorry, but if you have such a great need to air out your balls, you need to be checked out for venereal diseases.” 

At some point during that sentence we make eye-contact and I must have a look on my face like I’m five and excited that I just heard a parent swear. Because she laughs, while I grin, because she knows I know what she’s talking about.

And that just made my morning like 10x better.

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

“What does the chef recommend?”

“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me) 

Kryoz: THATS IT *tackles Smitty*

Kryoz: *sitting on him while holding down smitty’s wrists* haha! i win mudderf-

Smitty: *moans*

Kryoz: …

Mini: *whispering to Panda* well this got awkward real fast

Kryoz: did… did you just..

Smitty: *blsuhing hardcore* IT WAS YOUR DAMN FAULT! YOU MADE ME DO IT!

*Pete and Mikey outside the bus standing some what close* Frank: *sneezes*

*Mikey and Pete scamper away, in a spooked fashion*

Gerard: Nice going Frank!

Frank: I sneezed! What! So I can’t sneeze now!