Okay So One Time In 7th Grade At The Very End Of The Year My Home Room Teacher Was Moving Classrooms

so we had some bs "service learning day" today and one of the activities was to sit through four hours of people talking on flimsy ass bleachers. people got rowdy n loud as usual, so when the teachers finally got sick of it one teacher grabbed the mic and basically said that if the people wanted to leave they could get up and go into the upper gym to sit quietly. half of the assembly of like 300 kids got up and left. they tried to guilt us into not going but like,, no one gave a single shit.

its a bunch of stressed, bored teens what did they expect

Fuck this

Ohm: john, are you sober?

Kryoz: *slurred* why *hic* would i be sober on my birthday? huh? tell me that Ohm, ya little bunny rabbit

Ohm: …

Ohm: john, buddy

Kryoz: Ohm, buddy

Ohm: John it’s 10:30 in the morning

Kryoz: and? *hic*

Ohm: *gives him a disappointed look*

Kryoz: geez sorry dad *eyes start to water like he’s about to cry*

Ohm: …john?

Kryoz: *starts to cry*

Ohm: okay okay! you don’t have to record today!!

Kryoz: *through tears* thank you *under his breath* ha got eem

happy birthday kryoz!!

My life basically

Friend: I hate my life. Me: Thank You. I meANT TO SAY ‘SAME’ AAAHHH

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

Zuckles: I keep getting caught pickpocketing Swagger cause I keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when I grab his wallet.

Vanoss: *picking out phone chargers with Wildcat*

Vanoss: do you think this one’s long enough to tie a noose?

Wildcat: what the fuck is wrong with you