Dansdyingcrotchplant - Dansdyingcrotchplant

@danielhowell’s acting career is off to a good start

This is the face of a man who just got his boyfriend/fiance/roommate to say publicly "Fuck me Daddy"

the return of the king

Okay, but what are we getting for DNPTIT merch??

green flags all around

tits out for titt tour you have three months to find the most insane pushup bra you can. gentlemen start your engines

The traumatize your audience back era

he demands sacrifice

#what is he scheming #its beyond human comprehension #phan #danielhowell #he oinked for us and i’ll never recover #amazingphil #dan and phil games

say gex [x]

hi my name is [oink] 🐽 ✨

every video dan is like i bet those FREAKS on TUMBLR are enjoying this since they're WEIRD LOSERS and then in between said videos phil is like heyy tumblr.. sorry about him.. here let me include you in something to make up for it... seriously don't mind him he's- and dan's like BET YOU WANNA SEE US FUCK HUH and we're like uh. no? wtf? and then phil opens his inbox to 200 questions asking if they fuck