The Return Of The King

he demands sacrifice

#what is he scheming #its beyond human comprehension #phan #danielhowell #he oinked for us and i’ll never recover #amazingphil #dan and phil games

guys they’re filming PINOF 11, trust

(my source is my delusions)

"i think a little corgi waiting for me" was not a dog-owning soft launch it was phil making sure dan knows what he wants next christmas instead of another fucking lamp

terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

can you guys watch my meerkat for a second-

free VIP m&g tickets to anyone who can recite the PINOF 6 ladders LP (with hand gestures)

people: dan and phil really don't like it when you guys post shipping stuff it makes them uncomfortable :/

dan: how DARE you people ship phil with a CHARACTER i play as opposed to ME you're supposed to ship him with ME

oh great

oh i’ve watched the big four