I Can't Remember It Exactly But My Mind Is Forever Living In That Wdapteo Interaction Where Dan's Like

Sometimes I struggle to comprehend that Phil in his really old videos when he had full dyed-black emo hair is the same person as Phil now

POV: Dan coming home to the phouse after being on tour

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in no particular order):

Words:

Craft/Crafting

Babuse

Phouse

Phass

Ladydoor

Yap/Yapping

Protip

Bub/Bubby

Microwave

Placenta

Glabella

Slit

Llama

Susan

Whisk

Lion

Whiskers

Ribena

Phivorce

Delia Smith

Capital£ester

Uma Thurman

Melapples

Lexicon

Literally

Onomatopoeia

Phrases:

It hits different

Heart eyes Howell

Love eyes Lester

"This guy"

Hey buddy

You in London?

Hobbit hair

Something something night changes

Phil trash #1

All or nothing

Girl in Prague

Breaking the sound barrier

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Try new things

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Dip and Pip

The builders

What can I say?

Inserts:

Ph-*insert almost anything here*

*Insert literally anything here*-ussy

The *insert noun here* fic

Get the *insert noun here* out for the lads

You will get through this *insert noun here*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

It’s been 8 days since last dapg upload but I’m going through a withdrawal

Dan’s homeland

Another absolute banger I love it when they just do silly games that are meant to be competitive but since they both think the other person is absolutely hilarious they just laugh for 10 min straight

Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

if there are any boston or boston adjacent phannies who want to be friends let me know cuz i need some phannie friends

Everytime Phil made Dan break character during Dystopia Daily