Dan’s Homeland

oh no Capita£esters sugar baby has also gotten loose ! What will they do???

Oh no Capita£ester had been set loose ! What trouble will he get up to???

hold on the way phil says "you.. suit. it... weirdly...." while covering his face & half-smiling half-shaking his head manz is going through a Thing i can tell you that

Happy ides of march!

:3

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in no particular order):

Words:

Craft/Crafting

Babuse

Phouse

Phass

Ladydoor

Yap/Yapping

Protip

Bub/Bubby

Microwave

Placenta

Glabella

Slit

Llama

Susan

Whisk

Lion

Whiskers

Ribena

Phivorce

Delia Smith

Capital£ester

Uma Thurman

Melapples

Lexicon

Literally

Onomatopoeia

Phrases:

It hits different

Heart eyes Howell

Love eyes Lester

"This guy"

Hey buddy

You in London?

Hobbit hair

Something something night changes

Phil trash #1

All or nothing

Girl in Prague

Breaking the sound barrier

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Try new things

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Dip and Pip

The builders

What can I say?

Inserts:

Ph-*insert almost anything here*

*Insert literally anything here*-ussy

The *insert noun here* fic

Get the *insert noun here* out for the lads

You will get through this *insert noun here*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

in the phouse. straight up “whisking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My pinofs

dan and phil will literally see any two vaguely similar things and go "omg look that's us!! that's so us!!" and they are always so right

What a power couple....

Phil's "we've known each other our whole lives" AU