Dan And Phil NEED To Play Dream Daddy Again.

Oh no Capita£ester had been set loose ! What trouble will he get up to???

Happy ides of march!

Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

Yes Phil

im so sorry for this

Dan’s homeland

Why was Phil twerking like that

dan and phil will literally see any two vaguely similar things and go "omg look that's us!! that's so us!!" and they are always so right

:3