Me And The Squad Waiting For Dnp To Upload:

do you guys think the reason PJ decided to babysit Phil wasn't only because of his concerning monster-fucking video, but actually cause Dan texted him like PLEASE HELP HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING GREEN, so he had to like... keep Phil busy before the forever home was destroyed or...?

😁😁😁😁

:3

Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

god everyone talks about dan sending phil the germany shower pic but nobody talks about how FUCKING UNHINGED it is to turn on the water while standing in the shower. god this man is fucking insane he lives life on the edge in the worst ways possible

Happy ides of march!

Dan and Phil NEED to play Dream Daddy again.

Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter

babuse?