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An artist that’s so desperate for attention’s watermark would be like:
PLEASE REPOST
And then their name
so i'm going to make a new jacket patch
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.
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this guy is so bad at salmon run.
splatoon iron lung design by @qjel-01 !
Speaking of all that "record computer audio clearly with a tape cassette with this one simple trick" thing.
Typical found footage/found tapes horror protagonist comes across my cassette lying in the woods and is like "oh. What's this? Wonder what's on this" and the woods whisper in return but they brush it off as wind. Two men drop a mirror and a black cat hisses at them on the way back. The streetlight infront of their house flickers then gives out. They swear they can hear creaking somewhere in their house as they sit down, calling a buddy and cracking wise about this strange tape they found (Mainly to satisfy the human urge to share experience, but a small, subconcious part hoping to relieve brewing nerves) before hitting play. Shrek 2 but every time he says donkey it gets faster audio only
Celebrating mission complete together
Literally next time someone is offering people money to vote on tumblr ship war polls, PLEASE let me know. I am SO broke and monetary bribes WILL influence my vote more than any morals, principles, or even adherence to personal taste ever could. You have my solemn word that with the right profit incentive, I WILL vote for your random ass youtube minecraft ship hell I'd even vote for marvel. PSA - THINK OF ME NEXT TIME. #STEDEWARD 2K23 #WANGXIAN 2K23
Best thing about being transgender and also a theater kid is being able to sing both parts in a duet
@forgetmenautical
Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone
Guess my favorite wwdits vampire challenge (impossible)
Just watched episodes 6&7 of our flag means death season 2
Um.
WHAT THE FUCK..
I want to go to there
Shoutout to zag begging me to have get a job so that they can tempt me with re4 keychains
it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency
You can call me the negotiator
DIALTOWN HIT GAME
oh you should play dialtown if you havent yet its fun youll never guess who my favorite is [randy]
@dannydbeeto
Erm.
You know a game I think you would really like.
Wow. Really Danny. What video game do you think I’d like. Mr. Danny D. Beeto. Please tell me what video game would I like. I’m open to suggestions. What video game do you think I’d like you always have such good suggestions I’m sure this one’s a real banger. A real knee-slapper. Im sure I’ll like it so much. What video game would I like Danny. Go on. Tell me
He's so fucking pretty. That's it, that's the post. Just admire his beauty with me.
english flower names are so evocative. snapdragon. wolfsbane. even as loanwords they're still pretty; dandelion traces back to old french for "lion's tooth". meanwhile the actual french word for dandelion means piss-the-bed
"I'm so normal about him" I say about the fictional man that makes me kick my feet and giggle and blush and feel butterflies
@forgetmenautical
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
They have been on the brain