whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
My search history:
*schwinn bicycle*
*pink schwinn bicycle*
*how to draw bicycle*
*ooga horn*
*ooga horn bike*
*ahooga horn*
*what gun do cops in michigan use*
TW for blood and presumably self harm. Uncensored pic under cut.
This takes too long to finish but here’s my take on Grace Chasity in a Moral Orel AU, as a big fan of the show. Go watch Moral Orel guys, it’s on YT!
Zombie AU!
short lore descriptions ↓
Pete- He was the first to notice Bill was a zombie, but after punching him in the face to get away, Pete gravely discovered he punched Bill right in the mouth, i.e. he got bit. Although he's a fast moving zombie, Pete moves slow on purpose. He has the least remnants of humanity out of the group, fully embracing his ghoulish way of life.
Josh- Bit by Bill at comic-con. He found a group of survivors in a cafeteria and tried convincing them he wasn't bit; it didn't work and they locked him in the freezer. Although he missed out on ice powers, being locked in the freezer for so long and having thicker skin gave Josh high fire resistance.
Jerry- Bit by Bill at comic-con. Ran into the woods to escape need for human brains. Subsides hunger by eating forest animals and is eventually overgrown with plants from lack of movement. Rejoins Bill's zombie hoard with Pete and Josh as he became stir-crazy.
Bill- The first to be infected by inhaling spores from a moldy comic book. Bill's the start of the zombie apocalypse and the end of comic-con. He has the highest level of intelligence, meaning he's able to communicate with zombies and humans, but will use his intelligence to manipulate his friends. It's finally a world where Bill doesn't have to work a shitty job and can steal as many collectibles and comics as he pleases. Being head zombie also raises his self-esteem, but the caveat is there's a country wide search for "Patient Zero," which could end his fun.
Don't know how it could happen (and don't care) just a thought about that euclydians can see Ford's shadow and Bill can see Ford
this genuinely makes me laugh So much i think it's the three question marks. like one is mean, three is genuine confusion.
(from my soos and the real girl/billford au where animatronic Bill torments Stanford)
Ford and the Real Boy [Part 1] Part 2^ [Part 3]