The Way Homestuck Did Its Clouds...

gay people: im gay

society: ok

mold mario: please spread my spore

Menaces. Me and @linddzz talking about the terrible habits of our favourite twig boys let to this.

One of the things they don't tell you about getting into entomology when it wasn't really a childhood interest of yours or anything is that you go from being apathetic like you were likely taught to be towards bugs to feeling bad whenever you have to do literally anything remotely negative to them—I just had to remove a paper wasp queen's brand new nest and relocate the wasp because she was building it in my garbage can and I felt like this inside because it's cold out there and now her home is gone (Even though, realistically, wasps can withstand the cold, but they still prefer warm temps)

dune is so funny it literally opens like

CHAPTER 1

“It sucks that I understand Time Cube and as such cannot avoid becoming a genocidal dictator,” young Paul Atreides said to himself. “For me. Moral complexity is such a burden.”

CHAPTER 2

“Heard any good slurs for poor people lately?” asked the Baron Harkonnen homosexually, knocking back another shot of orphan tears.

anyone please ask your crush out like this

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

villain and violent / infant and innocent

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!