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Giggles.. i hate all of them.

Strange and silly lil' fellas :3

A curious tailless whip scorpion A furious antlion larva And a... splendiferous rhino beetle for @butch-manticore!

went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1987-1994) “All Good Things…” (7.25/7.26)

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

early gnostic theologian: material existence is a form of torture thrusted upon humanity by the treacherous demiurge.

the same theologian eleven months on estrogen: well maybe actually it not so bad.

I can't get enough of these dumbasses, sorry.

orb weavers' sexual dimorphism is hilarious to me like.

me and my big beautiful wife