Latest Posts by dabeenux - Page 4

hhhhhelllo again.

here’s another chapter of TFW

this will likely conclude this brief speedy schedule, hope you guys enjoyed the plot beats :3

Oh Frutt of the shitposts, what is thine wisdom?

Life is short and you may only live once.

GAMBLE ALL YO SHIT

Basic ahh bitch

Best type of bread?

I'mma be a basic ass bitch and say white bread

Your words not mine :3

Elaborate on the black bear???

You see a week before the drive father had to shoot a polar bear because it attempted to attack my neighbor so nature was highly displeased with it

So it sent a black bear to be smitten by our car & totally wreck the front & make it undrivable when we were moving

Hey! You don't know, maybe the bear fell in love with the car and tried to hug it, which wrecked the front

Elaborate on the black bear???

You see a week before the drive father had to shoot a polar bear because it attempted to attack my neighbor so nature was highly displeased with it

So it sent a black bear to be smitten by our car & totally wreck the front & make it undrivable when we were moving

Can I meet your mother for entirely kosher reasons?

...I don't trust you but probably not, she's busy making more sibs for me :3

Bites you

I would sting you but I don't want to die

:(

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

@paradox-crows @k9mackenzie @conquistador-of-bread

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

i feel like game piracy is sometimes viewed as this massive disruption to the game industry and not just “a small group of people who weren’t going to buy a game anyways now have it on their computer.” when companies report “losses” due to piracy that’s fake. that’s a fake number because no money was actually ever exchanged and companies cannot possibly know how many people actually pirated their game. piracy does not work like this

glizzzzyyyy

Update: I failed math

IM FUCKING FREE FROM FINALS LETS GOOOOOOO

Crow never change

Outdoing Kat by going for the real prize here:

Mae can I bed you now?

I am sitting IN MY BED, trying to get stuff done, and THIS comes up… how inconvenient

ladies. gentlemen. theys and thems. those beyond human comprehension.

Chapter 49 of To Find Warmth

enjoy :3

IM FUCKING FREE FROM FINALS LETS GOOOOOOO

Are you a snake or a serpent?

I am a synonym :3

FRUTTTTTTTT

Do you ever do like serious art pieces or just shitposts?

I do! I shared many arts that I tried my actual best to draw em! :D its rare tho, cuz they take a LONG time! I am a busy fish! Also I dont think I have a great art talent tbh, so I usually avoid drawing serious stuff cuz I always always end up not liking em :p

Fuck

How online do you have to be to be considered chronically online?

Uhh

Anything above 2 hours is my personal judgement.

if anyone is ever trying convince you that an entire class of people is universally unsafe and you shouldn’t interact with them “for your own safety” or that you should only interact with others in your class because that’s the only way you’ll stay safe they’re projecting past trauma or lying. Everyone is capable of harm. No one is obliged to it. We can be sympathetic to those who have been hurt without reducing people to immutable traits that prevent us from empathizing with each other.

How to become silly?

Get traumatized and then be silly as a coping mechanism/silly

And another =D

the fuck is he talking about 💔

Opinion on skibidi toilet? (The series)

I like it, is nice

200 notes without spamming reblogs/comments (up to 5 reblogs a day and 1 comment a day) and I will ask my mother if I can dye my hair black (and eyebrows maybe)

ADHD bottom

Accurate lmao

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

So like does your Colony make regular honey or does it mix it with a white powder if ya get my drift

Like you gotta stand out from all these other bee colonies who make all the same hobey

@k9mackenzie wanna help me with this? :3

Why chemistry tho, are you gonna cook something?

Evidently I love chemistry due to it being Breaking Bad coded :L

Tho I am NOT having a good time here never take online classes unless you have to (The boat I'm on RN is forcing me to take online pre-calc & Chem because this school is underfunded as fuck)

From a 1 to 10 how hot is the queen?

That's my mother

Now from an outside perspective 10/10

Where is the queen?

Making bebes

https://www.tumblr.com/fauwa-eclipse/781402881509195776/loafs-in-a-bee-way

Wooahhh that's my brother from another hive!