IM FUCKING FREE FROM FINALS LETS GOOOOOOO

Update: I failed math

IM FUCKING FREE FROM FINALS LETS GOOOOOOO

Oh my god how have I only found out about this now this is so peak

What if I told you I wrote a terminal x reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63976006

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Terminal (ULTRAKILL)/Reader

Characters: Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Reader, Streetcleaners mentioned (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Gender-neutral Reader, Mechaphilia, Wire Play, Machine Learning, More like Machine Flirting, Mutual Masturbation, Grinding, Dry Humping, Begging, Dirty Talk, Sexual Overstimulation, Robot Sex, Beta Read? Heh more like ALPHA Read, Pre-Extinction of Humanity

Summary:

Fixing a Terminal is not difficult. A maintenance check for something minor— you wouldn’t be long, but you are part of a lucky few.

It sings to you to get your attention and then clings to it.

Whose choice was it to let terminals be bored? You, good mechanic you are, will not stand for the computer to be ignored.

Tell me about the bee version of Gustavo Fring

Wdym, they're just a restaurant owner down by the tree, his meals are addicting!

Hello my dear beenux, I'm an innocent be like you. Can you tell me where the hive is? I'm not Wasp 1300. Thank you.

Hello fellow Bee! My hive is located at these coordinates, 53.8371663,-9.3515381. Have fun :3

Sliver of straw doing the family guy death pose

don't worry, she deserves it in my au

I also realise I've never really shown my sliver design here, even though I love her design, oh well have this 😭

It's honestly sad how I can't send this video to people's ask inboxes :<

@paradox-crows @k9mackenzie @conquistador-of-bread

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

So like does your Colony make regular honey or does it mix it with a white powder if ya get my drift

Like you gotta stand out from all these other bee colonies who make all the same hobey

@k9mackenzie wanna help me with this? :3

Can I take a bite of your honey pretty pls

Nah sorry you gotta pay for it first, 15.99

Yeah but then the blood would get all over your clothes, plus have you heard of the noises that they emit? Absolutely horrendous, atrocious even

made a hear me out slide with some friends on discord

this is almost all romantic. believe it or not I don’t think about physical relationships with fictional characters that much. but there are a select few which would be allowed and no the basking shark is not one of them

if you can name everyone here you get twelve indie points