GO TO SLEEP

Oh Frutt of the shitposts, what is thine wisdom?

Life is short and you may only live once.

GAMBLE ALL YO SHIT

Is Narinder often jealous?

my narinder is the opposite of jealous lmao, him and lamb are in an open poly and lamb is a known slut, most lamb ships are canon to me

Oh my god how have I only found out about this now this is so peak

What if I told you I wrote a terminal x reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63976006

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Terminal (ULTRAKILL)/Reader

Characters: Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Reader, Streetcleaners mentioned (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Gender-neutral Reader, Mechaphilia, Wire Play, Machine Learning, More like Machine Flirting, Mutual Masturbation, Grinding, Dry Humping, Begging, Dirty Talk, Sexual Overstimulation, Robot Sex, Beta Read? Heh more like ALPHA Read, Pre-Extinction of Humanity

Summary:

Fixing a Terminal is not difficult. A maintenance check for something minor— you wouldn’t be long, but you are part of a lucky few.

It sings to you to get your attention and then clings to it.

Whose choice was it to let terminals be bored? You, good mechanic you are, will not stand for the computer to be ignored.

Tell me about the bee version of Gustavo Fring

Wdym, they're just a restaurant owner down by the tree, his meals are addicting!

frutt when you throw them to the wall at full speed then smooch their forehead 💔

Dear bee, does pineapple belongs on pizza?

Pineapple on pizza is delicious, and if you say no that means you just haven't found a good one

Opinion on silliness?

I used to have no time for such things, unfortunately in my... incredibly weakened state, I've gained more time for such things. Unfortunately.

Adding onti Artificer's point, you lowkey remind me of ralsei :P

genuinely makes me very happy. I’ve never played deltarune but I love his character design and overall vibe. now i just have to figure out how to look like him ._.

You know what, I'm happy about that. I'm not gonna change it watch out about the wasp cartel tho

Im in contact with your local bees, so I can basically see you

I trust you so this doesn't affect me really

I can't, I only have coke T~T

I hereby demand my followers drink water now!