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Theo Decker is the type of guy who would listen to Car Seat Headrest untill he realizes Will Toledo is gay

theo really went on an extensive rant about boris’ girlfriend and how their bond is deeper, left his engagement party to run off with boris, and most notably says he loves him. i know what you are.

mood board for when the goldfinch by Donna tartt exists

practically emanating

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.

folie à deux + the suitehearts

the concept of vinyl records will never cease to amaze me like they put SOUND in there!!!!!!! what the hell and fuck

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