"oh How I Meant To Cheese Him / Oh How I Meant No Ham" —sufjan Stevens Themed Sandwich Shop

not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

i dont know who needs to hear this but any kind of guy you want girl thats the guy ill be turn myself upside down (yes i will yes i will) any kind of guy you want girl you know ill agree turn your whole world around (yes i will yes i will)

todd: today's my birthday

neil (an empath) sensing that it's his birthday: is today your birthday?

god i hope no one saw my last posts i lost my shit bc of a simple mistake 😇 i love overreacting yummy

omg big time rush

what would u do if i started chewing on ur ankles like a little dog *bites ur ankle* now say thank you *becomes cyclone and vanishes*

before you speak, THINK:

is it TRANSSEXUAL?

is it HERESY?

is it INCONSIDERATE?

is it NEURODIVERGENT?

is it KILLING SOMEONE?