Omg Big Time Rush

the time rush when its big idk the show,

image ids: two photos of theo decker and boris pavlikovsky from the goldfinch movie that could be described as homoerotic. in the corner, a slug with a distasteful expression watches with the caption “LIVE SLUG REACTION”.

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.

the concept of vinyl records will never cease to amaze me like they put SOUND in there!!!!!!! what the hell and fuck

Donna Tartt really put her whole Tarttussy in The Goldfinch

starting to rethink my life long dream of becoming an optometrist bc how do i pay for tuition.

who has maybe $150,000

i dont know who needs to hear this but any kind of guy you want girl thats the guy ill be turn myself upside down (yes i will yes i will) any kind of guy you want girl you know ill agree turn your whole world around (yes i will yes i will)