Soon As People Get Over Vegas Era Boreo And Onto The Objectively Superior And Far More Interesting Era

In a better world the muppets would have been treated so much like actual actors that they wouldn’t have been owned by any brand but would have their own individual careers playing roles in various movies regardless of whether they are “muppet movies.” Just any random guy in any random movie could have been kermit like it’s no big deal.

#romance

Under their umbrella -ella-ella #littlemenbigworld

credit to TurboBurpo on twitter

My dad has just said that Aneurin Barnard sounds like a medicine lmao

I would literally fight God for Chase Davenport.

*Hacker voice* I’m in.

Theo Decker: the thing I'd never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying out loud to him in the street - which was, of course, I love you.

Theo Decker for the rest of tgf:

literally “there was not quite a word for boris and me” and then they have sex on the next page