Wow I Can’t Believe They’d Cut This Out

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.

one of the best things about house md is that throughout all 8 seasons both house and wilson randomly bring up tidbits of queer culture that they would have absolutely no reason to know if they were straight

Wes Anderson Movies + textpost part 8/11 (or until I give up)

Moonrise Kingdom Edition

Coco biting on a toy lightsaber, looks like he’s shooting his laser beam

bootylious

Donna Tartt really put her whole Tarttussy in The Goldfinch

the IT crowd more like the autism crowd

Uhhhhh we talk a lot about how the goldfinch painting represented Theo’s heart and self and which motherfucker stole it and not NEARLY enough about how Popchyk is a symbol for Boris’ heart and self and how SOMEONE took Popchyk to New York and tenderly cared for him for years, in this essay I w

Mark Grantham, Until Tonight (Lunenburg, Nova Scotia), 2019, Acrylic on board

Let’s take ibuprofen together