Sorry Guys I'm Actually Just A Clump Of Conscious Cells In A Petri Dish... I'm Sorry For Lying To You

my entire home page is death note yaoi...

i think i've won. this is victory, folks.

as much as i love the freaky shit, this is just as good.

im BORED chat send asks please 💔

could be about anything freaky or not, literally ranting about one of my interests would fix me rn I just need a good place to start

if there are any lurkers who see everything i post but don't follow or int then i hope you know that i love you just as much as my most beloved mutual

anyways

bon nuit mes cheris et cheries, je vous aime tous.

everybody go watch a minecraft movie in theaters, it's peak.

10/10 it needs to make 1 minecraftillion emeralds at the box office or there's never gonna be a sequel!!!!

(but for real it's like a 4/10. still peak fiction though.)

last post of the night (...probably...)

i NEED to get drunk and send people incoherent, horny asks on tumblr. or just incoherent... that sounds equally fun.

or high. i get really fucking horny when i'm high for some reason.

problems with sharing a room

they snore!!

they're generally loud in their sleep

we have different sleeping preferences (like temperature and shit)

(and i can't stress this enough) i can't goon all night!!! i mean, i probably wouldn't anyway but i'd at least like to have the option.

do i understand the lyrics? absolutely not. i can't even read the titles vro

do they still go fucking hard? absolutely.

probably gonna be listening to a lot of skramz to keep myself awake today. ama :3

aghhhhh i woke up sick to my stomach... why must the universe torture me like this?

anyway i had a really freaky dream but i can't remember it </3 i'll update tumblr if i do

due to popular demand (two people) i took this last night. i look like some kind of ghost and it's not adventure time. close enough tho.