Reposting This Myself Because I Now Cannot For The Life Of Me Remember What I Thought Twizzlers Were.

note for self - make a dragonborn like this

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I think all the supernatural elements of Yellowjackets can actually be explained as the spirits of the dead interfering either to help or punish.

The bear is Laura Lee taking care of her friends. The snow on Jackie's body is her allowing herself to be consumed if it means her friends survive. Javi survived on his own for so long because his dad was looking out for him.

The things that aren't directly linked to characters we know could equally be other spirits that died in the wilderness - the others that died in the plane crash, the man in the cabin, the owners of the survival equipment Ben found.

JUNIOR YEAR EP 1 SPOILERS + THEORY

OK. OK IMCHILL ABOUT THIS.

lemon yoghurt demon yes, but consider - corn cutie glob. tuna surprise.

historians will see a girl leave a note for her paramour to fossilise over billions of years just so she knows she misses her and say they were good friends

WAIT FANTASY CHARACTER STIMMING BY FLUFFING UP THEIR WINGS?? PLS!

WAIT OK . last season we had ayda learning that she was autistic at the very end

that means this season we could have fully realized autistic ayda on the screen . understanding her own needs and not tampering herself for others , having friends and a girlfriend who love and support all of her . imagine her infodumping unashamedly ! imagine her learning that she’s not just there to be useful , and it’s ok for her to need help ! imagine her stimming !!! ( dimension 20 cast if you don’t let that girl stim i swear to corn god )

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes...Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

POV your rage goddess didn't bring u back so u had to crawl out urself and came back fundamentally different <3

YOU'RE SO TRUE FOR THIS

sparks

can't believe jace was condemned to hell/prison because people think he's banging porter

i've been pretty distracted by all the sapphics this season so maybe someone pointed this out and i didn't see it but - jace was murdered and brought back under porter's control with a rage star, he was never evil at all as far as we know. but even before brennan said jace and porter are a 'duo' people have been shipping him with porter, so everyone just accepted that he was evil because yeah he's banging the evil guy. the bad kids burn a couple of him alive, one of them is arrested (and then also burned i think?) and his only crime was choosing to come back to life to worship a rage god which yeah after getting murdered by your coworker i think that's fair. he didn't know porter would control him because ankarna didn't know that porter was controlling anything, he was on that devil's honey.

imagine being brutally murdered out of the blue by your coworker, a nameless god offers to revive you if you'll worship her and then you come back to life only to realise it was the same fucking coworker who can now mind control you. and then you get murdered four more times and you stop being mind-controlled but no one wants to bring you back because they think you were fucking your murderer. the life of a twink.

sting accidentally saying gaybertooth in front of all the other guild masters and then quietly giggling to himself as everyone stares deadpan at the dumbass who can’t finish his report from laughing at his own joke 

Sabertooth Headcanons

There’s a swear jar and a ‘Made Yukino cry, faint or upset’ jar

Both get filled regularly especially when someone from Fairy Tail visits

Behind those there’s a smaller ‘Overreacted to something involving Frosch’ jar (which gets full fast)

Sting overheard someone calling Sabertooth ‘Gaybertooth’ and won’t stop calling the guild that. Especially at council meetings.

They’re super competitive and have a ‘battle of fairy tail’ style tournament six months after the GMG to keep them going and also to see who’s the 5 strongest and most likely to make up the Sabertooth team.

The 5 top placed mages from the tournament get sabotaged the rest of the six months until the GMG team is announced. 

I don’t think you understand they’re SUPER COMPETITIVE

Competitions out of everything

Winner gets the contents of the jars

Sting gives Rogue pet names when he’s moody

The worse the mood the more sickly/amount of pet names

Soon Orga joins in, followed by Rufus, followed by the whole guild until on a bad day everyone will at least refer to him as Roguey

Guildhall slumber parties

Rogue, Yukino, Minerva and Rufus actually end up doing all of the ‘master’ work while Sting goofs off

He still whines about the amount of paperwork from the council though

So much so that they decide to take a ‘Fairy Tail approach’ to the council and just ignore them

 They find out they’re not the only guild to have a pool so decide to one up Fairy Tail by putting a bar in the pool

I mentioned they were competitive didn’t I?