Sting Accidentally Saying Gaybertooth In Front Of All The Other Guild Masters And Then Quietly Giggling

sting accidentally saying gaybertooth in front of all the other guild masters and then quietly giggling to himself as everyone stares deadpan at the dumbass who can’t finish his report from laughing at his own joke 

Sabertooth Headcanons

There’s a swear jar and a ‘Made Yukino cry, faint or upset’ jar

Both get filled regularly especially when someone from Fairy Tail visits

Behind those there’s a smaller ‘Overreacted to something involving Frosch’ jar (which gets full fast)

Sting overheard someone calling Sabertooth ‘Gaybertooth’ and won’t stop calling the guild that. Especially at council meetings.

They’re super competitive and have a ‘battle of fairy tail’ style tournament six months after the GMG to keep them going and also to see who’s the 5 strongest and most likely to make up the Sabertooth team.

The 5 top placed mages from the tournament get sabotaged the rest of the six months until the GMG team is announced. 

I don’t think you understand they’re SUPER COMPETITIVE

Competitions out of everything

Winner gets the contents of the jars

Sting gives Rogue pet names when he’s moody

The worse the mood the more sickly/amount of pet names

Soon Orga joins in, followed by Rufus, followed by the whole guild until on a bad day everyone will at least refer to him as Roguey

Guildhall slumber parties

Rogue, Yukino, Minerva and Rufus actually end up doing all of the ‘master’ work while Sting goofs off

He still whines about the amount of paperwork from the council though

So much so that they decide to take a ‘Fairy Tail approach’ to the council and just ignore them

 They find out they’re not the only guild to have a pool so decide to one up Fairy Tail by putting a bar in the pool

I mentioned they were competitive didn’t I?