I Cant Put It In Words How This Post Incapacitated Me For The Last Half Hour, My Fucking SIDES.

this was real dialogue in the show i swear

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭AAAAHHHHHHH ASTARIONNNNN 😭😭😭😭😭

Shell - bg3 comic Astarion, TavDurgeMonk

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I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD TO PICK THEIR JAW UP OFF THE FLOOR AFTER THIS FRAME, i was so gagged i missed him so much, fuck im excited

Alucard: Fuck you, I have cannons.

the entire vargas fandom (and we all know each other too)

VARGAS NEEDS MORE ATTENTION AUGH WHY COULDNT JTHM BEEN MORE POPULAR AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED THAT FANDOM READ MORE FANFICTION

tho strangely i feel like most people who love vargas had to read the jthm comic AFTER vargas (or im just projecting my own experience)

@zarla-s drives our little bus and keeps having to tell us to quiet down bc we start scream singing back there

I CALL THE SEAT NEXT TO @disposal-blueeee (we are looking at pictures of jakes abs in the back seat)

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THISSS WAHHHHH "leave your monochrome fetish out of it" HJNDAJHFBNAJ I LOVE HIM

Hello hello! Gosh, time moves so quickly. For requestober I'd like to request Edgar and Scriabin bickering about which wallpaper to get if they ever managed to move into a new place, I'm in the middle of moving myself and it's been very hectic haha. Just something silly! Hope you're doing well :].

Day 15 - At least pick a nice green!

LMFAOOOOOOO

literally a photo of skjoldr helping out his bro atreus so he can give angrboda a kiss~

gryla has angrboda grounded for a undisclosed amount of time making atreus having to sneak the past few weeks and skjoldr helping him with various ways of getting past the traps getting to her 😩

PLEASE

DRACULA PLEASE LET ME MARRY YOUR SON I COME FROM A POOR HOUSE BUT I AM RICH IN LOVE

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO SICK SDJKFNSJDHFJSDFB yesyesyesyesyesyes

VARGASTOBER - day 6 : Fear

Vargas made by @zarla-s

Vargastober made by: @disposal-blueeee

Daily reminder that Alucard Tepes is everything I want in a man

HEHQHAHAHAHA HES ALWAYS SO SCRUNCHT

THIS IS HIM

CACKLING

LOOK AT HIM

ANGRY BBY