I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken 💖.
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Silly Game Time: By not sharing (giving all of) your sandwich to a random bird, it turns out you have accidentally offended the Birdeity (Deity of all Birds). Whoops. They are now going to curse you for one month, but will at least allow you to choose between two options.
So would you rather have your hands be like a parrot's talons (but still human-sized), or have to go bob-bob-bobbing along (hopping) everywhere like a robin?
I'd rather have a parrot's talons.
Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy (of any medium--novel, comic, movie, show, game, etc. including OCs if you like)?
AND which of would of them would be better at scamming people by pretending to be a carnival fortuneteller?
My Oc Jayna and Scarlet Witch from MARVEL Comics. Jayna would definitely be the best at scamming people by pretending to be a carnival fortune teller!
got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason
Do you ever just accidentally stalk peoples blogs…?
eepy
seeing people's reaction to the new yelena clip makes me realize again how badly the mcu fucked up natsha's fighting style.
like, all black widows are literally suppossed to be olympic level gymnasts, acrobats and aerialists.
that's kinda their thing...
but the mcu decided to make natasha wrap her thighs around a man's head 24/7 instead of making her fighting style what it's suppossed to be: acrobatic, artistic and even kind of ballet inspired.
"B-b-but it's not realistic!!😖🥺😢 She has the super soldier serum!!" It's the mcu! there literally was a purple man, who wiped out 50% of the universe using pretty stones.
I think you guys can survive when a woman (who's been trained in acrobatics & gymnastics since she was a little girl) uses highly acrobatic/gymnastic skills in her fighting style. And it's still not confirmed whether or not the Widows have some sort of serum but it's realistic (at least for me) that after decades of training one can pull off such skills without a serum.
Why didn’t sans just do that during his fight
This is how the first Avengers went, right?
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
If you see the moon tonight. Think of me. I told her how much I miss you tonight.
you'd think that people realise there's something wrong with this country when we're doing active shooter lockdown drills at school at 8 in the morning
my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
Can you sneef snorf me please (•‿•)
Sneef Snorf. Tumblr user cutesylove smells like: Perfume and Cake Frosting.
Silly Game Time: Which color is the sneakiest?
The sneakiest color is Dark green.
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
It's May 1st and I've yet to see Justin Timberlake on my dash. So disappointing..
Do it I dare you
I hate how being a teenager is like 50% adult and 50% kid like wdym i have to go to the bank bro im not even old enough to drive
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